Week 3

[bathymetric]

Good morning, New Rapture. A new day is dawning.

It's a strange sort of feeling, waking up on Sunday. Not the least because, well... you fell asleep on Friday, didn't you? Whether you sleep or not, none of you remember Saturday. Everything, by all accounts, seems to be Sunday. Weird.

It's not all bizarre feelings of lost time that you have to show for your efforts, though - it seems that another wing of New Rapture is ready for you. Perhaps there's more information to be found about your situation there... and maybe more about the history of this place, if that interests you.

There are still 23 of you left... Keep getting to know them. There's regains to get, after all!




SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to the second week of Unknown Seas Round 3! Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, post your ac, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]

Comments

[bootyhunter]

[He's chuckling again now, even though he has had equally dramatic no homo reactions in the past.]

You sound like a grade-schooler.

This pretty face doesn't just attract dames!

[this is

actually factually, contractually, and even canonically... true]

Don't lose your head, Hakagooby.

I know you don't feel that way about me!

[sixthnonsense]

[As much as Hagakure wants to argue...he can't. Instead, he lets out a sheepish laugh.]

You're right. I got worked up over nothin', didn't I? Still, it's good to have that all sorted out...

[And he will move on and never think about this conversation ever again. (Hahaha.)]

[bootyhunter]

[Dandy shoots Hagakure a wry smile, not quite registering it, but suddenly feeling like his old self again. Someone so stupidly confident that he'll get where he wants to go, he just might die in the process.]

You act like you've never had anybody lookin' out for ya.

But we both know that just isn't true! You've got your Ma, and now me!

[Now that they are... In a more "Stable" position-]

So, what exactly were you tryin' to do with all that broken glass back there?

[sixthnonsense]

[Oh... Hagakure smiles at that. There's no embarrassment this time- he's genuinely touched. Dandy got it right on the nose, didn't he...and that's probably why Hagakure's initial react was so overblown. He really hasn't had anyone other than his mom looking out for him like this.]

Heh. Yeah, that's absolutely true. Thanks, man, and you know I've always got your back too.

[For what little that's worth! He'll do his best!

As for his project with the glass...]

Oh! I was tryin' to put my crystal ball back together! I thought it could help me figure out what to do next, y'know?

1/2

[bootyhunter]

[sure sure... deny the yaoi all you want, hakagooby.]

YOUR BALLS ARE MADE OF CRYSTAL....?!

[He mishears, seemingly amazed at the possibility of-]

2/2 nsfw

[bootyhunter]

Oh. Ohhhhh! You mean like...

[A crystal ball, one singular.]

Like those round thingies they use to predict the future? Dang, it'd be so much cooler if they were more boobie shaped.

nsfw cont....

[sixthnonsense]

[MAYBE HE WILL!!!

Also oh my god. Hagakure jumps a little at that reaction and almost wheezes out a correction, but thankfully Dandy gets there.]

Yeah, those!

[...he's picturing a crystal boob now and like. Gods. That would not be the worst thing to feel up for a prediction, huh. Truly, Dandy is a genius.]

Y'know, I don't think you could call 'em a ball anymore if you made 'em boob-shaped, but it's not like crystal balls gotta be the only valid conduit for that kinda stuff.

[bootyhunter]

In my humble opinion...

[Oh no. Oh no, where is this going.]

A breast would be better than the rest... To attract ghouls, goblies, and-

[That's Dandy for "goblins."]

Fancy-schmancy future girlfriends best.

[sixthnonsense]

[MASTERFUL WORDPLAY, INCREDIBLE, 10/10.]

Okay, but what if we left out the ghouls 'n' goblins?

[That's like, the opposite of a good time?! Keep the spoopy stuff outta here.]

Unless you wanted to catch 'em I guess..but a girlfriend would be a way better catch, don'tcha think?

also nsfw, misogyny???? i hate

[bootyhunter]

Oh, totally! You should use this thing to find your next one!

[...Unfortunately, this implies that Dandy believes that Hakagooby had one before.]

I know it's busted, but maybe if you look into a shard, you can see parts of who it's supposed to be? Ooh, oh! Let's hope ya get the one with the butt.

[A CLOTHED!!! BUTT

OR AT LEAST SEMI??? CLOTHED]