dullshooter: (love a good quest)
misfire ([personal profile] dullshooter) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]


Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
hotpaprika: (7)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-07 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's be real he was already halfway there by the time he arrived.

He is, however, Beaming.]


Certainly! There are no rules that state that he cannot be insulted, after all!

[Dear god he's going to do it, isn't he?]
bootyhunter: (03)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

So what is?
inaclearing: (Default)

[personal profile] inaclearing 2022-07-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
You think so?

[No worries, Brett's still quite determined not to try out any of those things!]

You can paint anything you want! It's vandalism, it doesn't have to be anything really.
allatonce: (a little differently)

[personal profile] allatonce 2022-07-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
They're saying it somewhere in the multiverse, so I'm right.

[Yes. This is her excuse for everything.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ have you heard my alien story?)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Through stifled laughter:]

Luigi board...
bootyhunter: (85)

[personal profile] bootyhunter 2022-07-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh. Right.

[Its easy to tell from the smarmy grin and narrowed eyes that Dandy could care less about that information. He’s not a big enthusiast of American football- Instead, he’s more of a water sports kind of guy. 💦

Heartily, he will clap Jason on the shoulder. That is, if he’s not on fire.
]

But why don’t we get down to what’s really important? Did that guy score with any cute cheerleaders or what?
allatonce: (i rejected my own culture)

[personal profile] allatonce 2022-07-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's a football team. I think. I'm not actually sure?
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[personal profile] visiblepattern 2022-07-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Forrest really isn't sure about any of this, but eventually he just sort of seems to decide screw it, if everyone else is going to possibly get in trouble for this, he's going down with them.

Unfortunately, painting has always been much more Shigure's domain, Forrest has never had a talent for it; he's also not sure how to work the spray paint, and he doesn't like the smell they give off. So he's currently here with the brightest, most fluorescent can of pink paint he could find, and he's got a brush, and he's claimed a wall and written in huge, sweeping letters, just the loveliest calligraphy he can manage:


♥♥♥ FONTAINE IS AN ♥♥♥
♥♥♥ UNFATHOMABLE DASTARD ♥♥♥

[...and he is pleased with his small act of rebellion.]
specialyellthing: (The one and only Birds of Prey)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Who is Luigi?
Edited 2022-07-07 02:55 (UTC)
hellaethics: (pic#15744664)

[personal profile] hellaethics 2022-07-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[you know, the weega board.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ hey come check out my stash)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know! Mario's brother! Actually, I think he did have a spooky game, too...
hellaethics: (pic#15744662)

[personal profile] hellaethics 2022-07-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think there are any actual horses in the Colts...but I've been wrong before.
specialyellthing: (All you gentlemen)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not even horses can escape sexism…
specialyellthing: (Too bad sometimes)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Who the heck is Mario?!
sixthnonsense: (☄ maaaan)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Exasperated,]

Oh my gods HAWKAH, even you should know this one!!
hotpaprika: (Default)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He beams at Zinda.]

I figured it was the most appropriate name to call him, after some thought.
hellaethics: (4)

[personal profile] hellaethics 2022-07-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yo, I remember that game! It had a whole mansion full of ghosts that you sucked up in a vacuum cleaner! Me and Pillboi couldn't afford it when we were kids so we'd just put on red and green overalls and go into condemned buildings with dust busters.
sixthnonsense: (☄ i predict you're an asshat)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess I could keep 'em around. Who knows if we need to write secret messages with 'em or something?

[...very big messages... It's fine, they can write them in code.

In response to Aiba's plight, Hagakure ponders for a moment...]


Y'know, this is where the telekinesis power would come in handy. You should give that one a shot!
hotpaprika: (16)

[personal profile] hotpaprika 2022-07-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
... Wait, should we know who Mario is?
specialyellthing: (Men in tights come after you)

disclaimer i don’t speak german i was illegally homeschooled there and never learned it

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
der Arsch
specialyellthing: (can always save the day)

[personal profile] specialyellthing 2022-07-07 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Does he make good pizza?
sixthnonsense: (☄ technology!!)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! That's the one!! I'm so jealous you got to roleplay it, dude, that sounds so fun!
sixthnonsense: (☄ it wasn't THAT bad)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, not you, Jonny. This is still way after your time.
sixthnonsense: (☄ turnabout)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
No! He's a plumber! Y'know! Red hat? Mustache? Stomps on goombas??

[He's desperately trying to ring a bell for her.]
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[personal profile] pairtner 2022-07-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you choose to mention a football player?

[Looks like Aiba, with her penchant for having a lot of information stored away, knows who Bortles is. because i peeked at the other threads and into wikipedia but ssshhhh

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