let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[hotpaprika]

... Wait, should we know who Mario is?

[sixthnonsense]

Nah, not you, Jonny. This is still way after your time.

[fuckingguy]

I believe he is talking about Mario the Excoriator, of Liguria. Very creepy guy, always had the clammiest hands. I think he makes documentaries now?

[specialyellthing]

Ugh, nothin worse than clammy hands——

[fuckingguy]

I mean, we are all a bit cool to the touch to begin with. [ SORRY... SORRY ZINDA..... ] So if you manage to stand out even amongst vampires, that is a real problem.

[specialyellthing]

Hah! You’re fine, Big Guy—- [and to make it a point? She’ll grab his hand.]

[fuckingguy]

Oh — thank you. But if it ever does become an issue...

[ u kno, like if they happen to be having skin-to-skin contact, like this, in the future, ]

[specialyellthing]

It’s fine. Old women are always complainin’ about bein too hot. And I’m the hottest old lady out there.

[it’s hard to tell if she’s aware of what she’s saying?]

[fuckingguy]

[ he's just nodding in blithe agreement the whole time, though....... clearly it would be way more insulting and weird to point out that she's actually incredibly young compared to him! ]

[specialyellthing]

[its sort of cute when he gets all quiet and tongue tied around her-- she just grins and keeps ahold of his hand for a while.]

[bootyhunter]

[Suspiciously:]

And how do you know that?

[where did those hands go nandy]

[fuckingguy]

Are you insinuating that I was physically intimate with Mario?

[ IN FRONT OF ZINDA...... ]

[bootyhunter]

How else wouldja know how his hands feel?

[A week ago this would've had "If I'm not fucking, nobody else will" energy but that's not even the case this time! He's just a rabble-rousing piece of shit.]

I'm callin' your bluff, partner.

[fuckingguy]

Well, I was not. He was famous for excessively long handshakes, and anyone could tell you as much.

if he is murdered for this, i will allow it (nsfw)

[bootyhunter]

Excessively long handshakes, or...

[he is doing a lewd up and down hand gesture that we all kno]
'
Ugh. I actually think the first thing sounds worse.

Do you do that? Do vampires usually shake hands? Wouldn'tcha just, I dunno... Bite each other?

[fuckingguy]

[ tragically, the last question is so buck wild in nandor's eyes that he fixates on that and that alone, and doesn't mention that uh ACTUALLY mario the excorciator has been banned from the biannual orgies for hundreds of years so NO he did not sleep with him and maybe dandy is thinking of aethelred the excruciator...!! ]

... Why would we... do that?

nsfw

[bootyhunter]

'Cause isn't it also kind of a metaphor? For like, you know-

[He's gonna do a half-hearted hip thrust here.]

You don't get a little...

[He holds his palm open, and then closes his fingers into the fist.]

When you're slurpin' up people juice, baby?

[fuckingguy]

Dandy, please! Is it too much to expect a little bit of discretion? Just a bit! Cause otherwise you are going to give Jonathan the vapors, and then he will be in the cell again and we will all have to deal with that shit, and the mood here will be completely gone!

[bootyhunter]

If he starts to faint, I'll catch him myself!

[jesus christ dandy don't!!!! pour salt in pour jonathan's wounds]

Don't worry about it. I've got two hands!

nsfw

[fuckingguy]

That is a relief, admittedly... but surely it would be easier to not discuss penetration until he is out of earshot. Just... avoid the subject.

[ YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID IT, NANDOR, NOBODY ELSE WAS SAYING IT ]

[bootyhunter]

[OH HE IS SNICKERING NOW-]

Yooooooo! Couldja say that again, big guy?

It sounds hilarious in the, uh, weird voice that you always do.

[Because, unfortunately, guys and ghouls! He can also speak English too!!!! don't make fun of him dandy he's an immigrant smh!!!!!]

[fuckingguy]

I am not doing a voice, okay, Dandy?! This is not like, "park the car in the Hahvard yadd, shrimps on the barbie" shit, I just have an accent and am speaking like anyone else.

[ 2 b clear, nandor's actor may be an impression guy, but he is not! the boston accent and aussie one are basically indistinguishable and completely unhinged! ]

[bootyhunter]

Got it!

[Have a gentle, but very much "head empty, no thoughts," smile tossed your way Nandy...]

Well, everyone can understand you here.

Which means you can speak in your native tongue if you want! So why not give that a try?

1/2

[fuckingguy]

[ he's so overcome by the spirit of "this FAHking GUY" that he just

stares directly at the security camera Mafuyu bodied a short while ago ]

[fuckingguy]

Good morning, my horse.