dullshooter: (love a good quest)
misfire ([personal profile] dullshooter) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2022-07-06 05:08 pm
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let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]


Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.
giddyundertaker: (Still carrying the knife)

[personal profile] giddyundertaker 2022-07-06 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
TRY A PAINT BRUSH!

[ He yells from his mural of peoples. ]
pairtner: (aroma of infection)

[personal profile] pairtner 2022-07-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A good idea!

[Give her a moment to leave the spray can with the others and return with a paintbrush dipped in purple paint. Having given the wall a gooooood look, she slowly drags the paintbrush into a vertical line]

Not that I know what to paint. It may be hard to believe given my skill at many other things, but me painting a large work might be impossible.

[Aiba may be really well made, but her size makes some things pretty difficult, yup. Painting large stuff is one of those things]
giddyundertaker: (Her smile could stop a thunderstorm)

[personal profile] giddyundertaker 2022-07-06 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. Fair point... Aren't there some posters you could add moustaches to?

[ Much more feasible for the smol. ]
pairtner: (akin to iron)

[personal profile] pairtner 2022-07-06 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aiba shakes the paintbrush at Undertaker]

Even though it's the most realistic action I could take I refuse! I will push the boundaries and succeed at this!

[Anything for gratuitous vandalism!]
giddyundertaker: (She was sweet as sugar cane)

[personal profile] giddyundertaker 2022-07-07 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Very well, then!

[ He'll leave you to it, smol friend! Now what sort of chaos shall you create with that brush of yours? ]
pairtner: (ally of information)

[personal profile] pairtner 2022-07-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, yes, here she goes!

By the time Undertaker returns, he'll find Aiba has written graffiti in Japanese characters. It's far easier to write kanji with a brush than it is to write rounded letters with it, she figured out.

'NEW RAPTURE CITY IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE'

...she tried]
giddyundertaker: (When pushed back in its sheath?)

[personal profile] giddyundertaker 2022-07-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Uh... Is the multiversal translator working here? Oh well. ]

Well, lookie here! You've managed something.