let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

this is fine art, never delete it

[hellaethics]

[Jason stares at both of them, slackjawed.]

You guys don't know who Blake Bortles is? He's only the best football player of all time for the greatest football team of all time, the Jacksonville Jaguars!

i'm crying this is so stupid

[allatonce]

I thought that was Peyton Manning.

[i'm so sorry jason sweetie she doesn't mean it]

this is so dumb and i know nothing about football, a match made in heaven

[hellaethics]

Uhhhhh sure, if you're into the Colts and follow dudes who didn't set the franchise records for passing yards and touchdowns in one season.

[fuckingguy]

Wait, what is the issue with colts? Every stallion started out as one. That is half of all horses!

[allatonce]

No, it's a football team. I think. I'm not actually sure?

[hellaethics]

I don't think there are any actual horses in the Colts...but I've been wrong before.

[fuckingguy]

Are there at least jaguars in the Jacksonville jaguars? This is all very false advertising otherwise.

[hellaethics]

They used to but then the original Jaxson De Ville tried to eat the fullback's leg during half-time. So now they just have a guy in a big yellow and teal jaguar mascot suit.

[allatonce]

[??? ?? ??????? BUDDY SHE HAS SEEN SO MUCH IN THE UNIVERSE AND YET—]

Florida is a pocket dimenson. It's not real.

[fuckingguy]

[ unironically nodding in the background as he notes this for the future— ]

[specialyellthing]

Not even horses can escape sexism…

[fuckingguy]

They could have been called the Fillies... would be a really stupid name, but so is the Colts. Why are they naming teams after baby horses in the first place?

[specialyellthing]

Well, all the good animals were taken.

The Blackhawks are copyrighted, after all.