let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

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[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure yelps as he's pulled forward all of the sudden, and given how close Dandy gets he can probably hear Hagakure's heart pounding in his chest by the time he backs off.

Well, he was about to unintentionally let a dreamy sigh slip until he got assaulted.]

Ow!!

[He rubs at his forehead, getting paint all over that hand now... It's just getting everywhere. They're both a mess and he's just going to make it worse now.

With a flick of his right hand, a few more splatters of paint from a nearby can hit Dandy in the cheek!! (Because this is assuming Dandy has his Trademark Jacket on and Hagakure might be retaliating but he wouldn't go that far!)]

[bootyhunter]

[He does happen to have it on, and he's having a blast!

Caught up in the heat of the moment, Dandy is doing even less thinking then usual. He grabs at the hand of Hagakure's holding the paint, and leans in to rub their cheeks together. That is more paint on paint and idiot on idiot acting...

But also an excuse to rub on the scruff a little. Dandy seems to somehow have forgotten that they're in public.

Either that or he just doesn't care- Horrifying.]

[sixthnonsense]

[Unfortunately, we have two idiots with empty heads right now because Hagakure is swiftly caught up in the moment himself. Though he's initially scandalized to have this immediately turned around on him, it quickly dissolves into laughter. His fingers curl around Dandy's hand and he shifts to gently bump their foreheads together.

This is totally just two guys making a mess and being a mess, nothing to see here.]

[bootyhunter]

[Dandy, leaning in a little too hard to the novelty of feeling pure, unadulterated joy, savors the sensation of getting their hands dirty. He laughs, the sound straight from his gut, echoing loudly throughout the place.

This is so... Sweet.

Despite the wide array of lives that he's lived and the bodies he's inhibited, instances like this are rarer than most. Unconsciously, he wraps his arm around Hagakure's waist. He leans into the touch, clearly excited, but very visually unused to having to lean upwards. Look, he's usually the taller one!]

...Tch.

[sixthnonsense]

[The noise of dissent is enough to snap Hagakure out of the moment, if only a little. It's not enough to get him to back away—especially with Dandy's arm around him—but he does search for some eye contact.]

What's wrong?

[Easy for him to ask all innocently!!]

[bootyhunter]

You're taller than I'm used to.

[THIS IS DISGUSTING, IF HAKAGOOBY DIES IM GONNA BUY SOME BOXING GLOVES AND IT IS TIME TO SQUARE UP!!!!]

I don't hate it, though.

[sixthnonsense]

[BUY A PAIR FOR ME TOO IF I EVER SEE DANDY IN THE BODY ANNOUNCEMENT.]

Ohhhh.

[He gives Dandy's hand a little squeeze.]

Hey, it just means there's more to hold, right? 'sides! Neither of us are bending that far.

nsfw, i am sorry once again

[bootyhunter]

Not yet, anyway!

[It truly says a lot about the audacity of this man that he can say the next line with a straight face and so much confidence. All while squeezing Hiro's hand!]

I'm waitin' on you to let me know when you'll be bendin' over for me.

Don't fight it! It'll be fun.

[and now he is... clicking his tongue and WINKING this fuCKIN G BITCH-]

Whenever you're ready, Gooby-baby. ♥

I'll wait up.

[sixthnonsense]

[Aaaaand he's immediately back into reality and remembering that this is extremely PDA. Fuck him, he walked right into that one.]

Dee!!

[Hagakure furiously whispers, much more loudly than intended. They are just taking turns doing this to each other tonight, apparently. The first of what he says next is even quieter.]

Not that I'm saying no but right here? Seriously??

[bootyhunter]

[Guess who doesn't give a flying fuck!!!! This is bad.]

I'm dead serious, baby.

When it comes to matter to the booty-

[Isn't it "of the heart?!"]

I don't make too many jokes.

[sixthnonsense]

[He just lets out the biggest sigh through his nostrils.]

Yeah, it was stupid of me to assume otherwise. But, like. The others are gonna hear??

[They are literally pressed up against each other, it's already too late. And yet he's desperately trying to find some kind of line to draw.]

nsfw ALSO

[bootyhunter]

Well, if I'm doin' my part right-

[He does hush his voice when he says this part, mostly to prevent Hakagure from going into cardiac arrest.]

They probably will.

[sixthnonsense]

[He chokes on air for a second.]

Not--

[Practically scream-whispering, because when will he ever learn to say things clearly enough for Dandy to not run with:]

I meant RIGHT NOW!!

[bootyhunter]

Shut up, dummy!

[Here, he's going to roughly tug on Hagakure's collar and gaze intensely into his eyes...]

Quit makin' a scene.

[All before leaning in to give him a peck on the lips. Just a peck!]

[sixthnonsense]

[The kiss is short and sweet, but more than enough to calm him down. He gasps into it, clutching onto Dandy's jacket with his free hand, and when it's over...he breathes out a contented sigh.]

O-Okay, okay... [His ensuing smile is a guilty one as he reflects on how much he was adding to the chaos.] My bad.

this is the cringiest yaoi bullshit im calling 911

[bootyhunter]

Don't worry about it.

[don't even want to entertain this tag with prose here bc it is just *[gagging sounds]

**not that kind of gagging]

Between the two of us, I'm pretty sure I'm the bad boy.