THIRD INVESTIGATION

[bathymetric]

This week's promises were a little weird. From a threat, to an opportunity, to... This has been the closest to a full-on bribe Fontaine's gotten. You can't say he doesn't give you taste of what's to come, but is anyone going to take it? Maybe with the group vandalism you all did, feelings are high for sticking it to the man instead of biting at the obvious bait.

Of course, if you try to use the plasmids you'd previously injected, you'll find none of them will work. That's probably not a good sign. Honestly, giving a bunch of people dangerous injectables... What was the Mayor thinking?

Wait. That's the point, isn't it? Better get looking...though you may not have to go far at all.

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[honeyedtea]

[ Because Mielle has basic pattern recognition, she's going to the restaurant so she can have something to eat before inevitably having to investigate a murder!! ]

[bathymetric]

[ No she's not.

Because the instant the elevator gets down to the hotel lobby, she'll find a body laying right in front of it.

He's face-up, so let's not beat around the bush, shall we? There's no mistaking who this is, and from the amount of blood pooling under him, it's impossible to deny the truth. It was only a matter of time, really. Did he think he could escape this a second time?

Yasuhiro Hagakure is dead. ]

[dullshooter]

[Honestly he’s heading to the garden to see if we can get a bingo for bad times in there.]

[bathymetric]

[ You're going to run into something else first. ]

[visiblepattern]

[Forrest is nothing if not determined to pray in this garden on Friday mornings, as he does every morning, even if this has literally never worked out in the past for him.

Did someone desecrate it again, or can he pray in relative peace?]

[bathymetric]

[ Good news, I'll let you know right up front the garden is clean! Not like you're going to get there. ]

[buriedstar]

[ Given the past two weeks, Seo Dawon's just going to check the garden out first. ]

[bathymetric]

[ No he's not. ]

[onemillion]

[Ominous!! So assuming we don't have a body in someone's suite or right outside said suites, how's the garden looking....]

[bathymetric]

[ Honestly this is getting a little silly. ]

[howveryglib]

[look man has a routine. time to hit the gym and hope there are no corpses]

[bathymetric]

[ i'm not linking it anymore you know what's up, hagakure baby blocks the elevator ]

[bootyhunter]

[Dandy jolts from his bed, roused by the ever-lurking specter of cosmic dread. He’s had his fair share of dances with death already, so much so that its presence outside this underwater prison barely registers on most days. The clock, however, the time limit following the patterns of the two other murders, has come round once more, and Dandy is hard at work to see that some of those closest to him are still breathing.

First, he will peek over to check if the certain special someone he spent the night with remains, and if he’s still there, Hagakure will receive a tender caress to the cheek before the alien hunter bolts up and out of his room and bangs on the suite doors of his two (supposedly) surviving roommates: Joy first, and Rossiu second.

He exclaims, yelling as always:]

HEY, ASSHOLES!

…OPEN UP IF YOU’RE STILL ALIVE OR WHATEVER!

[If the bed is empty same thing happens with no yaoi- hello is everyone in suite 4 mcfuckin alive? Note for mods, this is moreso a toplevel for each player to respond! That being said, is anything in the Suite 4 Common Space amiss, for whatever reason? Since he's here!]

[onemillion]

[if there's a body in our common space and we're just ignoring it for this tag, i'm going to laugh]

Dandy?

[Yes, don't worry, Rossiu is here and alive!]

I was just getting ready to head out.

[You know. To look for a body.]

[allatonce]

[Oh, bro she left like ten minutes ago to get breakfast.]

[sastruga]

[Just passing through the lobby, sure hope it's a normal day and no one has done something stupid like dying.]

[bathymetric]

[ She doesn't even get past the elevator...! ]

[capreelcious]

[ Floyd's gonna go for a swim at the pool first thing and switch it up! ]

[bathymetric]

[ If you're comfortable bypassing the body at the elevator! ...But uh, for free, pool's clean. ]

[fuckingguy]

[ Up with the fake sun again, I guess! So convenient how this happens on Fridays specifically...

Anyway, he's going to the clinic for breakfast. ]

[bathymetric]

[ uhhh well first of all elevator

But when you eventually get back around to it you won't find anything weird at the clinic. ]

[allatonce]

[What's up the in bowling alley? She wants nachos.

No she's not going to look at anything on her way to the nachos.]

[bathymetric]

[ IS SHE GENUINELY PASSING OVER THE BODY AT THE ELEVATOR no this is joy that makes sense.

Well if she is she can certainly go to the bowling alley...but Goddess Row looks a little bit...disturbed? Like, there's scorch marks leading into the church sort of disturbed, and...we aren't going to leave this for later. ]

just for giggles

[specialyellthing]

[zindas just standing here outside the dorms pushing the down button on the elevator a million times like whats the hold up--


its almost like theres a large amount of ppl standing in the elevator flipping out bc theres a body in front of them downstairs]

[bathymetric]

[ Once you’ve all found both bodies, Mayor Fontaine speaks up over the loudspeakers. ]

Ah, I see someone has decided to escalate already. Cryptobro’s body has been discovered and Florida Man has been found dead. Lots to find, this week. Good luck.

EVIDENCE LIST

[bathymetric]

18/18

Hotel Lobby (5/5)
- Les Misérables this ain't
- Wouldn't be a Dangan Death without pink blood
- ...Also the doors are gone. That's important.
- Stabbings are a necessity
- Plasmids. Not even once.

Church (8/8)
- Stab wounds will continue until moral improves
- Press F to Bortles
- That's fine for a church
- Fire adds to the decorum
- How will he DJ now?
- Not that kind of man of the cloth
- Really in it now
- At least his pants survived

Goddess Row (Hall) (1/1)
- Scorched earth, er, ocean

Arcade (4/4)
- Burnouts a killer
- Fatality
- Just once it should be pepto bismal
- Mid-murder snack?

Hotel Lobby

[bathymetric]

[ Concierge? ... HEWWO, CONCIEREGE??? ]

[onemillion]

[Since Dandy and Forrest have Hagakure, Rossiu is just going to look around and see if there's anything important to note here otherwise. Drag marks, maybe? Or a lot of pink blood to indicate there was a fight or something...?]

Church

[bathymetric]

[ lots of gods to choose from if you wanna pick one and pray ]

[allatonce]

[sighs deeply

so where'd the blood come from]

Goddess Row (Hall)

[bathymetric]

[ oh goddess we're really in it now ]

[inaclearing]

[Brett's just sort of pacing around here, sort of trying to get up the nerve to go in and at least see Jason's body. He hasn't been particularly helpful in these things and he knows it, so maybe he should...try investigating something? Maybe?

Is there anything immediately off out here?]

Arcade

[bathymetric]

[ oh legally distinct vocaloid from i cant believe it's not project diva we're REALLY in it now ]

[dullshooter]

[Fuck it, might as well go play some DDR about this. Anything immediately off?]