THIRD TRIAL

[bathymetric]

[ Two bodies this week. As a result, it's a little longer before Mayor Fontaine's voice calls out over the loudspeakers. ]

All right, that'll do, all of you. Get to the bathyspheres. Trial time.

[ There's fewer bathyspheres this week, aren't there? It's starting to get really noticeable. One by one, alone or in pairs, you descend into the depths. The bottom of the seafloor, a place no human life was meant to travel to unassisted. It's dark, until it isn't, the same bio-luminescent slugs as before lighting up the area and revealing the great glass dome in which the trial takes place.

Within, three more podiums have gone dark. They remain empty as you all gather around into the circle.

The projector clicks on, and you see the silhouette of Mayor Fontaine above you. ]

We all know why we're here. Florida Man and Cryptobro got themselves got. Up to you to figure out who did it, or... well, you know by now.

[ Welcome to your third trial. ]

Comments

[bootyhunter]

[That's right.

He is. Grieving, that is. Dandy flinches, whispering softly-]

Is it?

[It's clear by the way his his nose scrunches up that he immediately regrets what's been said.]

Sorry. 'S not relevant.

I'm movin' on now, I promise.

[inaclearing]

[Brett withdraws a little, as he so often does. He picks listlessly at his sandwich and is quiet for a moment.]

...talk later?

[bootyhunter]

Don't need to.

[When Dandy really should be talking, he hardly ever does.]

Don't worry about it.

[inaclearing]

[Well, great, now he's going to worry about it.]

[bootyhunter]

[He smiles, tired.

Dandy doesn't know Brett very well, but he can tell that he is gentle. Well-meaning.]

I said don't worry about it, baby!

[This isn't the first time this has happened.

Not in all the threads and the infinite limitless nature of cosmic streams... All of which Dandy is a part of in some shape or form.]

I'm a big boy. I'll be fine, I promise.

[inaclearing]

[Brett would've been willing to let it go entirely, at least for now, if it weren't for that "big boy" comment. That...never does anyone any good. He's been there before, even if it was more about desperately trying not to stick out of the ideals of masculinity any more than he already did, rather than believing he could actually fit.]

...it's okay if you're not.

[bootyhunter]

I know.

[Said more gently!]

It's not me I'm feelin' like a soggy-doggy for, Tiger.

[please know that i, me, icki, am frustrated with this incredibly cursed space dandy dialogue]

Trust me.