i am a cage in search of a bird

[crocodiline]

[ The figure inside the frosted glass snaps her fingers, and the glass falls away, sliding into grooves in the ground below. Inside, behind additional bulletproof glass, sits a woman, legs up on a transparent glass desk, absentmindedly petting a... whatever this thing is.

Say hello to your mastermind, everyone! ]

Hey there, everyone. Nice to talk to you in person - my name is Cipher, welcome to my city. Sorry I took so long to show up in person. No need to get up on my account - how about we talk business?

[ Let's drive. ]

Comments

[visiblepattern]

I'm just completely unsure why - if you're going to do the bowl cut and then add an undercut to it, why...why would you not just do a pixie cut instead when you realize it's not working?

[...Oh.]

...Ma'am, please tell me you realize that that isn't working and you're trying to be ironic, because the alternative hurts my heart too much to bear.