i am a cage in search of a bird

[crocodiline]

[ The figure inside the frosted glass snaps her fingers, and the glass falls away, sliding into grooves in the ground below. Inside, behind additional bulletproof glass, sits a woman, legs up on a transparent glass desk, absentmindedly petting a... whatever this thing is.

Say hello to your mastermind, everyone! ]

Hey there, everyone. Nice to talk to you in person - my name is Cipher, welcome to my city. Sorry I took so long to show up in person. No need to get up on my account - how about we talk business?

[ Let's drive. ]

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[inaclearing]

[Brett raises his eyebrows, realizing almost immediately that he is in WAY more over his head here than he even knew. It doesn't come out in his voice, though, because if he can calmly ask Cipher interview questions then he can do it to anyone.]

And what's the other half?

[bootyhunter]

Misfire made some kinda jab about me bein' God earlier.

[Dandy chuckles, the sound low and irreverent, as if he thinks the idea is funny.

But not entirely untrue.]

All you gotta know is that I'm Dandy, baby, and that's all that really matters.

[inaclearing]

.......okay????

[like??????? okay?????????????]

Well, I...guess that's true...

[unless it's not because you are LITERALLY GOD but uh WHATEVER]