bathymetric: (R2 Mods)
Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2021-01-24 10:36 am
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COMMENCE VOYAGE

Fun Fact: Did you know the Atlantic Ocean has a surface area of 41.1 million square miles? No reason.

...

There's something uneasy in the air as you come to.

Well, "come to" is an interesting word in this case. It implies waking up, which is not exactly what happens. None of you are in beds, nor are you really asleep in the traditional sense. One moment you're somewhere else, doing something else with your time, and the next? You're somewhere on board a massive cruise ship - maybe lounging on a deck chair by the pool, maybe getting some Gains in the exercise room, maybe enjoying the tasteful décor in the buffet - and you have no idea how you got here or how you might get back. This is not your beautiful house. If you have a beautiful wife, she isn't here.

What you do have, apart from 25 other unlucky souls, is a small smartphone-like device in your pocket with only a handful of things on it: a clock reading 11PM, a pdf of a ticket in your name on a special Atlantic Liners New Year's Eve Cruise, an app labeled Passenger Profiles with some basic information on your traveling companions, and a message:

Welcome aboard, passenger! Please feel free to partake of any of the facilities while you wait for the big event! Remember: when midnight comes, you better make your way to the theatre at the back of Level 1 for the main event! The Captain and the First Mate will be there to take care of you all personally, and to help you ring in the new year in style!

Well, that's a start. But what you do until then, it seems, is up to you!
wheremst: when she stole the beans from lima (she put the miss in misdemeanor)

[personal profile] wheremst 2021-01-24 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, A Larper. This makes sense? Half the VILE agents she's run into are like two steps away from being furries, this isn't too far-gone from normal. ]

... Right. And Dökkálfheimr would be where, exactly?

[ Geography: literally the most important thing, all the time. ]
paucipan: (🌹 that slither around your head)

[personal profile] paucipan 2021-01-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not in any sort of place that a human would be able to get to. Dökkálfheimr is the realm of nightmares, far beyond human reach.

[i am so sorry, i don't know what you expected]
wheremst: and run a scam in scandinavia (well she'll ransack pakistan)

[personal profile] wheremst 2021-01-24 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know what, she doesn't either ]

Uh-huh. So not... Sweden, then.

[ Still, that's information! ]

Sounds like whoever's in charge of this whole thing is pretty powerful.
paucipan: (🌹 that buried me in your bed)

[personal profile] paucipan 2021-01-24 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[...the fuck...is a sweden...]

Well, yeah, they have to be. If we're all from a bunch of different places. [Plumeria crosses her arms, groaning.] If they've managed to do this much, who knows what else they can do? It's frustrating--I've got things to do, and I'm sure everyone else does too.
wheremst: she will be singing the blues (from the red sea to greenland)

[personal profile] wheremst 2021-01-25 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're telling me. I was in the middle of something pretty... time-sensitive.
paucipan: (🌹 i know the gluttonous guilt)

[personal profile] paucipan 2021-01-25 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Alright, Plumeria will bite, raising a brow in curiosity.]

What exactly were you doing, then?
wheremst: oh tell me where can she be? (ohh tell me where in the world??)

[personal profile] wheremst 2021-01-26 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ She doesn't... really feel like there's a point to hiding the broad strokes of it, at this point. ]

A rescue mission. So, uh... yeah, pretty eager to go ahead and get on with that if I can.