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Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2021-01-24 10:36 am
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COMMENCE VOYAGE

Fun Fact: Did you know the Atlantic Ocean has a surface area of 41.1 million square miles? No reason.

...

There's something uneasy in the air as you come to.

Well, "come to" is an interesting word in this case. It implies waking up, which is not exactly what happens. None of you are in beds, nor are you really asleep in the traditional sense. One moment you're somewhere else, doing something else with your time, and the next? You're somewhere on board a massive cruise ship - maybe lounging on a deck chair by the pool, maybe getting some Gains in the exercise room, maybe enjoying the tasteful décor in the buffet - and you have no idea how you got here or how you might get back. This is not your beautiful house. If you have a beautiful wife, she isn't here.

What you do have, apart from 25 other unlucky souls, is a small smartphone-like device in your pocket with only a handful of things on it: a clock reading 11PM, a pdf of a ticket in your name on a special Atlantic Liners New Year's Eve Cruise, an app labeled Passenger Profiles with some basic information on your traveling companions, and a message:

Welcome aboard, passenger! Please feel free to partake of any of the facilities while you wait for the big event! Remember: when midnight comes, you better make your way to the theatre at the back of Level 1 for the main event! The Captain and the First Mate will be there to take care of you all personally, and to help you ring in the new year in style!

Well, that's a start. But what you do until then, it seems, is up to you!
queceracera: (knock me down)

[personal profile] queceracera 2021-01-25 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not an actor, though? That's Lucas Wilson. [No, Scott. You're thinking of Lucas Lee.] He was in that movie with, uh. Winifred Hailey? That teen actress girl?
hellahighwater: (staring at a light needless to say)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-01-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, it's not funny anymore.
queceracera: (i asked my mother: what will i be?)

[personal profile] queceracera 2021-01-26 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you angry at me I didn't even do anything! At least I don't think I did...
hellahighwater: (we are the wild youth)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-01-26 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh, duh! You're acting like you're actually Scott Pilgrim or something, and it's getting fucking annoying!
queceracera: (i've liked you for a thousand years)

[personal profile] queceracera 2021-01-26 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I am Scott Pilgrim! Why wouldn't I be Scott Pilgrim! My name is on the front cover of the comic!

[Scott, this isn't a comic anymore.]
hellahighwater: (staring at a light needless to say)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-01-26 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...Comic? Dude, it was a...movie...

[ No. No, she seems to recall, there was a comic, wasn't there? She even tried to read it once or twice but was too high and forgot about it. ]

What the fucknuts is going on here?
queceracera: (que cera cera)

[personal profile] queceracera 2021-01-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't! One second Wallace is putting me on a bus to Ontario and the next I'm on this boat and it might be Gideon's fault but it might not and I don't even know why he still wants to kill me since Ramona's probably not even dating me anymore.

[He has not sat up this entire conversation, for the record, so he's kinda just lying there, despondent. He throws an arm over his eyes when he finishes.]
hellahighwater: break this curse (don't know how i'll ever)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-01-26 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's now that Chloe decides maybe, just maybe, she should take out those profiles again. Skim over them. Just. Just in case. A few moments of silence as she processes, and... ]

"Michael Cera." [ Well. At least whoever's doing this has a sense of humor. Chloe squints, kind of...peers at Scott laying there, tilts her head. Tries to wash all the color out of him while thinking back to those times she thought reading a black-and-white comic while high would be a fun idea.

... ]


Aight. I don't smell like weed right now, right? You're not some bad high come to life?
queceracera: (to a puppy at a petting zoo)

[personal profile] queceracera 2021-02-01 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's Michael Cera?

[Does Scott look like a person who watched Juno? Because he isn't.]

And why would I be a hallucination? Maybe you're a hallucination.

[He says that like it's a good comeback. It isn't.]
hellahighwater: (washed out brain)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-02-01 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even my drug delusions would be this dumb.

[ Chloe Price is having a fucking day. ]

Scott— Can I call you Scott? Don't care, doing it— Scott. Would you believe me if I said...I saw a movie...based on your weird fucking life?