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unknownseas2021-01-24 10:36 am
bathymetric) wrote in unknownseas2021-01-24 10:36 am
COMMENCE VOYAGE
Fun Fact: Did you know the Atlantic Ocean has a surface area of 41.1 million square miles? No reason.
...
There's something uneasy in the air as you come to.
Well, "come to" is an interesting word in this case. It implies waking up, which is not exactly what happens. None of you are in beds, nor are you really asleep in the traditional sense. One moment you're somewhere else, doing something else with your time, and the next? You're somewhere on board a massive cruise ship - maybe lounging on a deck chair by the pool, maybe getting some Gains in the exercise room, maybe enjoying the tasteful décor in the buffet - and you have no idea how you got here or how you might get back. This is not your beautiful house. If you have a beautiful wife, she isn't here.
What you do have, apart from 25 other unlucky souls, is a small smartphone-like device in your pocket with only a handful of things on it: a clock reading 11PM, a pdf of a ticket in your name on a special Atlantic Liners New Year's Eve Cruise, an app labeled Passenger Profiles with some basic information on your traveling companions, and a message:
Welcome aboard, passenger! Please feel free to partake of any of the facilities while you wait for the big event! Remember: when midnight comes, you better make your way to the theatre at the back of Level 1 for the main event! The Captain and the First Mate will be there to take care of you all personally, and to help you ring in the new year in style!
Well, that's a start. But what you do until then, it seems, is up to you!
...
There's something uneasy in the air as you come to.
Well, "come to" is an interesting word in this case. It implies waking up, which is not exactly what happens. None of you are in beds, nor are you really asleep in the traditional sense. One moment you're somewhere else, doing something else with your time, and the next? You're somewhere on board a massive cruise ship - maybe lounging on a deck chair by the pool, maybe getting some Gains in the exercise room, maybe enjoying the tasteful décor in the buffet - and you have no idea how you got here or how you might get back. This is not your beautiful house. If you have a beautiful wife, she isn't here.
What you do have, apart from 25 other unlucky souls, is a small smartphone-like device in your pocket with only a handful of things on it: a clock reading 11PM, a pdf of a ticket in your name on a special Atlantic Liners New Year's Eve Cruise, an app labeled Passenger Profiles with some basic information on your traveling companions, and a message:
Welcome aboard, passenger! Please feel free to partake of any of the facilities while you wait for the big event! Remember: when midnight comes, you better make your way to the theatre at the back of Level 1 for the main event! The Captain and the First Mate will be there to take care of you all personally, and to help you ring in the new year in style!
Well, that's a start. But what you do until then, it seems, is up to you!
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Y-yes, my dear Alice, I understand! Being pulled away like this is certainly troublesome, and however you want to punish the ones behind it, I'll happily assist you!
[ And picking up the ones that made it to the floor. ]
But... it might also be nice to be able to take a little vacation together like this first, right? None of my entries in any of those romantic cruise sweepstakes ever got picked, but I'm sure we could recreate plenty of the things they described in the advertisements right here!
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That doesn't mean the thought doesn't linger, though. ]
Please. As if I'd ever go on anything romantic with you. [ She pushes one of those stupid fucking hat flaps back over her shoulder, smirking. ] Unless one of those things they described involves pushing you overboard.
[ how's the kraken's sense of smell, i wonder..... ]
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He drops the armful of party poppers back on the table. ]
If that's really what you want, you can push me as hard as you like. And I'll gladly swim across the entire ocean to be at your side again!
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We’ll see about that once we figure out what’s going on here. Maybe if you swim around enough, it’ll get rid of that awful stench.
[ She sighs, crossing her arms as she taps her foot. ]
You haven’t figured anything out anything useful about where we are, did you?
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[ He was Extremely Focused. Also they're in the middle of the water and it's dark as shit out there. ]
Though from what I did gather, it seems pretty likely that we aren't actually anywhere in our world at all. I talked to some people here who hadn't heard of either Sylvarant or Tethe'alla.