bathymetric: (R2 Mods)
Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2021-01-24 10:36 am
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COMMENCE VOYAGE

Fun Fact: Did you know the Atlantic Ocean has a surface area of 41.1 million square miles? No reason.

...

There's something uneasy in the air as you come to.

Well, "come to" is an interesting word in this case. It implies waking up, which is not exactly what happens. None of you are in beds, nor are you really asleep in the traditional sense. One moment you're somewhere else, doing something else with your time, and the next? You're somewhere on board a massive cruise ship - maybe lounging on a deck chair by the pool, maybe getting some Gains in the exercise room, maybe enjoying the tasteful décor in the buffet - and you have no idea how you got here or how you might get back. This is not your beautiful house. If you have a beautiful wife, she isn't here.

What you do have, apart from 25 other unlucky souls, is a small smartphone-like device in your pocket with only a handful of things on it: a clock reading 11PM, a pdf of a ticket in your name on a special Atlantic Liners New Year's Eve Cruise, an app labeled Passenger Profiles with some basic information on your traveling companions, and a message:

Welcome aboard, passenger! Please feel free to partake of any of the facilities while you wait for the big event! Remember: when midnight comes, you better make your way to the theatre at the back of Level 1 for the main event! The Captain and the First Mate will be there to take care of you all personally, and to help you ring in the new year in style!

Well, that's a start. But what you do until then, it seems, is up to you!
paucipan: (🌹 i know the sickening thoughts)

[personal profile] paucipan 2021-01-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! [Plumeria laughs at that, then.] Well, that certainly sounds like the perfect terminology for me. But it's hardly my fault that you're so fun, is it?
hellahighwater: against my skin (go back to where i held armor)

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-01-29 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wowwie, how good for me, to be fun. [ A mighty roll of her eyes. ] Look, I'm not a dog, okay? Get your kicks in now, 'cause I'm not here to amuse you, lady.
paucipan: (🌹 go on and fool me)

[personal profile] paucipan 2021-01-29 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, fine, fine. Plumeria waves off the remark easily, at the very least. If she's bothered by the causticity of the statements or the eyeroll, it's not apparent.]

No, no, I do believe that I'm done here. I've had my fill of human interaction for the time being.

[things that are going to be hilarious later: this, because guess what you get to do all the time!!]

I'll take my leave. Try not to burst a blood vessel, hm?

[And with that, Plumeria is definitely going to try and walk away. She's had her fun and surely this won't get any worse!]
hellahighwater: (oh and i wonder why i'm not wanted)

cw: mild suicidal ideation oops

[personal profile] hellahighwater 2021-01-29 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Chloe's eyebrow twitches and her hand curls to a fist. After everything else, she has to deal with this bitch? ]

Ohh, you think you're so

[ ...But, honestly? She...can't quite summon up the rage.

It has been the world's longest day. She is tired. For a goddamn minute, she thought she'd get to— fuck, if the universe wanted her dead, she thought at least it'd be nice to maybe rest for a bit. See her dad.

But, nope. Here she is. She grits her teeth and lets her fists relax. ]


Fine, screw off. Go knock yourself out.