[He sure is... Sorry Decus, but you're way more fun to talk to than your girlfriend.

...also wow, so that's where that smell was coming from.]

It was my pleasure! I'm glad you had fun. We could all use a morale boost to break through the monotony!

[Okay, he just has to bring it up now.]

Decus, honey...did you find some cologne?

[He vaguely remembers smelling it wafting off of Decus on their first day, but it is like. So powerful right now.]