FOURTH INVESTIGATION

[bathymetric]

Friday morning and, well, you all wake up hungry, I'm sure. Even the vending machine isn't dropping food anymore, apart from sticks of butter, and one cannot live on that for very long. Another week has passed on this ship, and despite the fun communal activity of Accidentally Summoning Calypso, Goddess of the Sea last night, there's a tension in the air that cannot be dispelled or explained by the presence of some supernatural entity.

But hey, relax! The hallway outside your rooms is clear, at least! Most of you are around! And look, there's breakfast in the good ol' Jimmy Buffet!

... Wait, breakfast in the buffet? But that would mean...

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[bathymetric]

[ You know, for those of you not stricken completely with grief upon seeing a mutilated body...

There's some evidence to suggest something else might have happened in the bowling alley further on. ]

[jibunwo]

[he’s gonna ollie out once his legs work. fuck him up.]

[bathymetric]

[ Well, as with the lounge before it, there's a lot happening here.

But perhaps the most Happening thing here is the person lying down in... one of the bowling pin arrays. Um. From the sight of it at this distance, this is also gonna be a cw gore situation. ]

[jibunwo]

[oh. cool. he’s gonna suck it up, take a deep breath, and get close enough to try to see who else we’re dealing with.]

cw gore

[bathymetric]

[ Well, there are some pros and cons to. What's happened to this body. One con is that there's a lot of blood, and that's not fun. But one pro is that, when someone has been crushed by a pin setter like this, there's usually enough parts to recognize the person in between the bowling pins that have been forced in!

Albedo is dead. ]

[jibunwo]

[aaaaaand he’s turning a 180 and leaving! good work everyone, see you at trial!]

[ltcommandroid]

[..........gonna just sorta call back out of the room]

Albedo is dead in here as well. I would not recommend coming in here unless you are prepared for a great deal of blood. [THANKS DATA]

[scouserer]

Thanks, Data. Very helpful.

[Constantine's just standing here, staring directly at the great deal of blood mentioned.]

[scythegun]

[pops his head in here to see— nope, shouldn't have looked.]

Two this time... I can handle Sara, if you'd like some assistance with examining the bodies.

[thisaroma]

[ Damn, really...?

Welp.

Shouts back from the piano lounge!! ]

Gotcha!

[silentscout]

[...oh.]

I have to see. He's not dead until I know for sure.

[Yeah even with that warning Lalli is going to go right past Data and into the bowling alley.]

[guffawsungraciously]

...oh, I see.

[yeah okay he’s just kind of gone from “what the fuck” to “JASPER IS FUCKING PISSED”

he’s going to investigate in all the wrong places because I need to get back to sleep]

[sivard]

[Holy Empyreans, someone among them is seriously fucked up.]

[dokkalfheimr]

[...Thanks for the warning, Data, but she's going to want to see, bracing herself for the blood, and just.]

Oh.

[That's about all she can say to that? Have you ever seen something that's just so fucked up your feelings kind of turn off? That's today.]

[leaveittomother]

[Alright, let's go to the bowling alley. What's there?]

[scouserer]

[Um! Time to follow this thread, I guess. Horrible things happen to Constantine all the time--what's the harm in witnessing more?]

[ltcommandroid]

[WELL HE WAS TRYING TO GET THERE BEFORE - ]

[magycks]

[ Not stricken with grief? That's her, baby! ]