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unknownseas2022-06-26 03:14 am
bathymetric) wrote in unknownseas2022-06-26 03:14 am
Week 3
Good morning, New Rapture. A new day is dawning.
It's a strange sort of feeling, waking up on Sunday. Not the least because, well... you fell asleep on Friday, didn't you? Whether you sleep or not, none of you remember Saturday. Everything, by all accounts, seems to be Sunday. Weird.
It's not all bizarre feelings of lost time that you have to show for your efforts, though - it seems that another wing of New Rapture is ready for you. Perhaps there's more information to be found about your situation there... and maybe more about the history of this place, if that interests you.
There are still 23 of you left... Keep getting to know them. There's regains to get, after all!
SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
[ ooc: Welcome to the second week of Unknown Seas Round 3! Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, post your ac, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]
It's a strange sort of feeling, waking up on Sunday. Not the least because, well... you fell asleep on Friday, didn't you? Whether you sleep or not, none of you remember Saturday. Everything, by all accounts, seems to be Sunday. Weird.
It's not all bizarre feelings of lost time that you have to show for your efforts, though - it seems that another wing of New Rapture is ready for you. Perhaps there's more information to be found about your situation there... and maybe more about the history of this place, if that interests you.
There are still 23 of you left... Keep getting to know them. There's regains to get, after all!
SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
[ ooc: Welcome to the second week of Unknown Seas Round 3! Please make sure to mark any investigation toplevels accordingly, post your ac, and you can reach either Mayor Fontaine or Eleanor for conversations! ]
nsfw and also cw blood thanks dandy
Ow! [Holding his finger and red-faced now:] N-No?! I mean...not desperately!
[But before he can dig himself any deeper with that train of thought...]
Why are you even asking??
cw: blood, lacerations
[That and The Booty but
tthanks to the presence of Hagakure's cursed body fluids, Dandy springs into action immediately. Without so much as a second thought, he grabs the younger man's wrist and yanks it in the direction of his own body, quickly pressing his own thumb over the papercut in a hasty attempt to stop the bleeding.Like any job Dandy takes on, it's handled messily, of course. So when some of the blood inevitably becomes visible on the pads of Dandy's fingers:]
What in the...?! HAKAGOOBY!
[i am sorry it was the only nickname he, i, could think of on such short notice, please, my hmd is here just flame me ig]
Is this stuff strawberry ice cream or do you just so happen to bleed pink?!
cw on all of the above for the forseeable future
The question about the color of his blood catches him off guard though, and he tips his head a little.]
What...do you mean? Doesn't everyone??
[And yet he did not question all the elevator blood being red. It's fine.]
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[He's wriggling out of his signature bomber jacket, which means that pink blood is unfortunately getting on far more things than it should. This is truly a medical professional's nightmare, also there is glass everywhere...]
That is where your from, right?
Not some far-off moon colony?
[Dandy does release Hakagooby's hand for a split-second after pulling his outerwear off, proceeding to tie a portion of the sleeve around the wound.
The clinic is right there, but is he thinking about it?! Absolutely not! He is barely even thinking at all.]
Damn, I really love this jacket...
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[Thankfully before Dandy can give the kid an existential crisis over his pepto bismol blood, the sleeve is going around his finger.]
Oh... Dee, you don't gotta...
[Despite his protests, he sounds touched in a shocked sort of way.]
Thanks, man. I'll help you get the blood out later, promise.
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[He laughs with an admirable amount of gusto, not all too bothered about the pink blood thing. If he can catch a rare alien who's made his whole life about wearing the same pair of underwear, his friend from an alternate version of Earth can ooze pink juicy juices.]
So that's what you're callin' me? Chill out, big man.
[this is... highly??? gay??? im turning myself into the authorities, only they won't b able 2 handcuff me, on account of the fact that my yaoi hands r 2 big]
I'm not your girlfriend! [on the account of Dee sounding like a girl's name, but then again, he's been to space, there are so many weird names... his own name is D-A-N-D-Y?]
As for the jacket, don't worry about it, baby!
We'll throw it in the wash, and it'll be good as new! I'm sure of it.
i don't have anything close to the appropriate icon for his reaction to this
[Nope, Hagakure has lost all ability to speak for the moment, there's only more sputtering as he screams internally. Maybe externally a little too, honestly?]
It's not like that! It's just a nickname, dude! Don't make it weird!
[Highly defensive for "just a nickname" that Dandy took and ran with, isn't it?
Anyway he's abandoning this conversation along with his little project at the demon patio for the moment to make a beeline for the clinic.]
Anyway, be right back!!
[STOP PERCEIVING HIM, DANDY.]
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[Turns out, flirting for Dandy is as natural as breathing is for most! However, it's only organic when he really isn't trying.]
You've still got my jacket! H-H-HANG THE FRICK ON, BABY...!!!
[He's gonna be scooby-doo scrambling after Hagakure, and if he can manage it, he'll grab Hagakure's shoulder... The one connected to the non-injured hand.]
Why're you gettin' so worked up about this?
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I-I'm not! I just wanna get to the clinic so I can get a proper band-aid and give you your jacket back!
[His face is way too flushed for that to be completely true. The boy is embarrassed af.]
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[Dandy's tone adopts a teasing lilt.]
Then why are you so dang red in the face?
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[He's desperately making an attempt to shed his own jacket so he can give Dandy the slip.]
'cause... Just 'cause!
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[He lets go, and the pull-back is gentle. He's really trying not to scare his poor weirdo-boy homie.]
What's the worst that could happen if you tell me? Tell me.
Otherwise I'm gonna chock it up to- "Heeey, that Dandy guy? Oh man! He's so handsome, it's freakin' me out! I better start runnin' in the opposite direction."
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But he'll relent because there's no getting out of this now.]
Is my nickname for you really that weird?
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[He's sincere about this.]
I was just messin' with ya.
Why'd you get all googly on me, baby?
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Oh... Good.
[Wait.]
Huh? Googly? I don't know, I just- I thought you were takin' it like I like-liked you or something!
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You sound like a grade-schooler.
This pretty face doesn't just attract dames!
[this is
actually factually, contractually, and even canonically... true]
Don't lose your head, Hakagooby.
I know you don't feel that way about me!
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You're right. I got worked up over nothin', didn't I? Still, it's good to have that all sorted out...
[And he will move on and never think about this conversation ever again. (Hahaha.)]
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You act like you've never had anybody lookin' out for ya.
But we both know that just isn't true! You've got your Ma, and now me!
[Now that they are... In a more "Stable" position-]
So, what exactly were you tryin' to do with all that broken glass back there?
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Heh. Yeah, that's absolutely true. Thanks, man, and you know I've always got your back too.
[For what little that's worth! He'll do his best!
As for his project with the glass...]
Oh! I was tryin' to put my crystal ball back together! I thought it could help me figure out what to do next, y'know?
1/2
YOUR BALLS ARE MADE OF CRYSTAL....?!
[He mishears, seemingly amazed at the possibility of-]
2/2 nsfw
[A crystal ball, one singular.]
Like those round thingies they use to predict the future? Dang, it'd be so much cooler if they were more boobie shaped.
nsfw cont....
Also oh my god. Hagakure jumps a little at that reaction and almost wheezes out a correction, but thankfully Dandy gets there.]
Yeah, those!
[...he's picturing a crystal boob now and like. Gods. That would not be the worst thing to feel up for a prediction, huh. Truly, Dandy is a genius.]
Y'know, I don't think you could call 'em a ball anymore if you made 'em boob-shaped, but it's not like crystal balls gotta be the only valid conduit for that kinda stuff.
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[Oh no. Oh no, where is this going.]
A breast would be better than the rest... To attract ghouls, goblies, and-
[That's Dandy for "goblins."]
Fancy-schmancy future girlfriends best.
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Okay, but what if we left out the ghouls 'n' goblins?
[That's like, the opposite of a good time?! Keep the spoopy stuff outta here.]
Unless you wanted to catch 'em I guess..but a girlfriend would be a way better catch, don'tcha think?
also nsfw, misogyny???? i hate
[...Unfortunately, this implies that Dandy believes that Hakagooby had one before.]
I know it's busted, but maybe if you look into a shard, you can see parts of who it's supposed to be? Ooh, oh! Let's hope ya get the one with the butt.
[A CLOTHED!!! BUTT
OR AT LEAST SEMI??? CLOTHED]