let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[vholran]

"Unfathomable dastard"...a new one, but fitting all the same.

[ Consider himself very well amused all the same. Maybe it is the way it looks so artfully crafted. ]

[inaclearing]

This might be the most entertaining thing we've done all week. We'd better take out all the cameras around here.

[There's probably a bunch on the exterior of the shops...Brett turns to look for another one.]

[dullshooter]

Quick, yes. Painless?

[He makes a vague hand gesture with an ‘ehhh’]

[sixthnonsense]

[As a KID!!!]

[fuckingguy]

Dandy, please! Is it too much to expect a little bit of discretion? Just a bit! Cause otherwise you are going to give Jonathan the vapors, and then he will be in the cell again and we will all have to deal with that shit, and the mood here will be completely gone!

[sixthnonsense]

How? That's literally what they look like! It ain't my fault!

[sixthnonsense]

[He does a wishy-washy motion with his hand.]

Eh, sorta. I mostly do it for my craft, so nothin' like what I've been doing tonight.

[bootyhunter]

[Look this isn't as easy to empathize with when you never had a childhood, baby!]

[bootyhunter]

Your craft?

You mean for tellin' fortunes?

[Dandy's eyes beam with an innocent sort of curiosity. He genuinely wants to learn. This isn't his default dynamo mug, that's for sure.]

Hah.

I've been meanin' to ask you a bit more about that.

Palm readin' seems like a good excuse to just... Get to holdin' a lot of pretty girls' hands.

[inaclearing]

[shrug]

I'm lowering my standards. Figure anything anyone does to me around here is gonna hurt, it's just a matter of how long.

[sixthnonsense]

[So he must've grown up somewhere else, then...that makes sense, too. All the same, he's probably got a Japanese ancestry and that's such a fun little connection to know about.

As Hagakure's initial shock subsides, it does finally shift into that delighted smile.]

That's so awesome- I never woulda guessed. Thank you, Dee, for showin' me.

[inaclearing]

Oh - yeah, Blake Bortles has the best yardage.

[This is probably nonsense, "yardage" is just a sports word Brett is reasonably sure relates to football, but he says it very confidently!]

[bootyhunter]

If he starts to faint, I'll catch him myself!

[jesus christ dandy don't!!!! pour salt in pour jonathan's wounds]

Don't worry about it. I've got two hands!

[sixthnonsense]

[well now i'm just sad thanks icki]

[bootyhunter]

So maybe I'll speak it with ya more often, then! One one condition, baby.

[Dandy takes this opportunity to yank the other man by the scruff of his shirt, which absolutely still has wet paint on it. Oh yes, the alien hunter's hands are going to be getting a little dirty, but that's alright. He doesn't seem to mind.

The following part is uttered in Japanese, specifically:]

It's gotta be just you n' me.

Alone.

[Dandy edges himself closer so that he's practically breathing these stupid horny words into Hagakure's face, suddenly pulling back afterwards...

And flicking the fortune teller square in the center of his head. With the paint covered hand!!! Have fun getting that paint off of your forehead??? god he's just the worst isn't he]

[honeyedtea]

Mafuyu–?!

[ She sort of squeaks that out in some combination of alarm and scandalized admiration. ]

Sh–should we really be making this worse by throwing things?

[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure, meanwhile, grins at the opportunity to talk about his job! It's his livelihood, after all.

He pulls out his crystal ball to toy with it in his hands while he talks.]

Well, I can tell ya it works.

[Wink!]

But more than that, you'd be surprised by how relieving it can be to speak your woes and learn that it'll get better! Or worse, but hey. At least you know!

[Just go to therapy and not a fortune teller, people.]

Most of my fame comes from my ability to predict the future, though, not palm readin' or any of that.

[honeyedtea]

[ Mielle happens to pass by at this exact, terrible, moment and promptly drops her spraypaint can. ]

[bootyhunter]

[;)]

[honeyedtea]

[ She's just watching his second attempt at the Cool S with something in the vein of pity... ]

Are these... spraypaints really so difficult to control...?

nsfw

[fuckingguy]

That is a relief, admittedly... but surely it would be easier to not discuss penetration until he is out of earshot. Just... avoid the subject.

[ YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID IT, NANDOR, NOBODY ELSE WAS SAYING IT ]

[honeyedtea]

I, um– I don't think I quite know how to use one responsibly...

[ She's holding her hands up a little defensively as if Joy actually has her At Gunpoint ]

[bootyhunter]

[sir, all this playing with balls right in front of the salad that is leafeon? ok]

Oh-ho! Okay, I see.

[He throws his hands up in the air, in a whimsical attempt to feign defeat.]

Don't mean to knock your bread n' butter, pal, but...

I've never really been into that sorta thing.

[he says this but is he lying or telling the truth it's all up in the air]

Isn't the surprise half the fun? Like, you don't know what's gonna happen in twenty years, or hell, even the next hour!

That's exciting, baby.

[bootyhunter]

[driveby to say that this is so cute lmfao]

[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure yelps as he's pulled forward all of the sudden, and given how close Dandy gets he can probably hear Hagakure's heart pounding in his chest by the time he backs off.

Well, he was about to unintentionally let a dreamy sigh slip until he got assaulted.]

Ow!!

[He rubs at his forehead, getting paint all over that hand now... It's just getting everywhere. They're both a mess and he's just going to make it worse now.

With a flick of his right hand, a few more splatters of paint from a nearby can hit Dandy in the cheek!! (Because this is assuming Dandy has his Trademark Jacket on and Hagakure might be retaliating but he wouldn't go that far!)]