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bathymetric) wrote in
unknownseas2021-02-26 10:41 am
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FOURTH INVESTIGATION
Friday morning and, well, you all wake up hungry, I'm sure. Even the vending machine isn't dropping food anymore, apart from sticks of butter, and one cannot live on that for very long. Another week has passed on this ship, and despite the fun communal activity of Accidentally Summoning Calypso, Goddess of the Sea last night, there's a tension in the air that cannot be dispelled or explained by the presence of some supernatural entity.
But hey, relax! The hallway outside your rooms is clear, at least! Most of you are around! And look, there's breakfast in the good ol' Jimmy Buffet!
... Wait, breakfast in the buffet? But that would mean...
But hey, relax! The hallway outside your rooms is clear, at least! Most of you are around! And look, there's breakfast in the good ol' Jimmy Buffet!
... Wait, breakfast in the buffet? But that would mean...

EVIDENCE LIST
Spa (7/7)
- AND I SET FIRE! TO THE SPA!
- Blow them out
- Seems sketch
- You're doing meditation wrong
- That little pond did not deserve this
- There is such a thing as too oily
- Aw soot
Bowling Alley (9/9)
- Strike. You're out.
- No helping hands here
- Leave a mark or several
- CW: gore (shing, sparkle sparkle)
- CW: gore (yeeouch)
- That's never coming out
- Ain't a murder without a blood trail
- Not a drop to drink
- Remember the sword btw
Piano Lounge (6/6)
- CW: gore (this is not how you open up to someone)
- Pointy!
- Can't have a murder without a knife apparently
- That's never going to buff out
- How chairable
- We need a tailor
Arcade (2/2)
- Insert Be More Chill lyrics
- Rage quit; feat Michael Jones