unknownseas | let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

Entry tags:

round 3

let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]

Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)

[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[This is something that Hagakure has always wanted to do with friends, and now that he actually has friends, the time has come!!!

He can be found spray painting aliens, stars, meteors 'n' shit all over his little section of wall! Occasionally, he uses his newly-acquired telekinesis to...lift slices of shitty bowling alley pizza to his mouth for a bite. Listen, all this vandalism makes a guy hungry!

Later on, he seems to have found those big wooden letter stencils from the craft area. After painting all of them in various colors, he starts hanging them up to spell...

EAT ASS

He can't stop snickering like a twelve year old. Someone shame this dumbass.]

You're gonna make Goldie faint.

[SHES TEASING-- but there's actually probably a chance of that, and a chance of Zinda getting mad at him if it does.]

Listen, it ain't proper vandalism if you aren't getting visually assaulted by stuff you didn't wanna see!

[Yes, he thinks this is a good defense.]

Hmm… I’m not sure that’s how it works, Hair. But I’ll give it a pass this time.

Put his name under it, so we know who you’re tellin to eat.

[Thank you Hawkah-san for allowing the immaturity just this once.

His expression lights up at the suggestion.]

Oh! Good idea!

[He bends down to start going through his stash of stencils for the right letters.]

What've you painted so far, [breathing in] HAWKAH!?

[Yes, everyone heard that yelling.]

Eat... ass...?

[He looks absolutely confused reading this god help him.]

[There is something cursed about Jonathan saying that out loud, and yet Hagakure snorts with laughter.

Okay, okay, he'll explain.]

Yeah, it's something you tell people you don't like to do! For example, "Fontaine can eat my entire ass!"

...'course, some people are actually into that, but you're workin' under the assumption that they aren't!

[He brightens as things start clicking.]

... Oh! So it's an insult, then! [He's... not really sure what he means by "some people are actually into that", but he won't question it for now.] So it's not unlike calling someone a jackass, in that case!

[Jonathan getting all excited about being rude...what have we all done to this man.]

Yeah! Exactly! This is like, a step up from that one! You should try it at the next time he gathers us to show off a shitty motive, see what he thinks of that!

[Let's be real he was already halfway there by the time he arrived.

He is, however, Beaming.]

Certainly! There are no rules that state that he cannot be insulted, after all!

[Dear god he's going to do it, isn't he?]

(no subject)

sixthnonsense - 2022-07-07 03:40 (UTC) - Expand

Are we sure you're older than twenty years old?

[Don't be a party pooper, Aiba, let the man be as immature as he wants]

[Sorry Aiba, you can't rain on his parade today!]

Is a man not allowed a moment of immaturity every now and then? C'mon, I've earned this!

I suppose there are worse things you could be drawing here.

[Some things rank higher in the immaturity scale, haha]

If anything I suppose I should...applaud your dedication to the art.

[Not many would have gone and taken the time to get stencils and what not!]

[Sometimes, he goes above and beyond for his bullshit.]

It's kinda hard for me to write with spray paint, so I figured I'd go this route. May as well make it big 'n' bold anyway- I've never gotten to do this before.

What about you, Aibo? Planning on doin' some vandalism?

(no subject)

pairtner - 2022-07-07 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

sixthnonsense - 2022-07-07 02:59 (UTC) - Expand

[ Let's ignore the crude tag he's making and focus on the important things: ]

Maybe you should try writing something closer to the roof!

[ Use your new telekinesis for more than just pizza, dude! ]