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Unknown Seas Mods / NPCs ([personal profile] bathymetric) wrote in [community profile] unknownseas2020-05-09 01:07 am
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FOURTH TRIAL

Alright, that's quite enough time. Move along towards the trial, if you would all be so kind. You know what's coming.

[ It's routine by now - go to the vault door, get let into the elevator by Angel, head down to the trial room... it's hard not to notice the losses on the ride down by now, though. Your numbers are starting to really dwindle, even if you're often spread out enough not to notice as much normally. The trial room and its podiums, too, seem more than ready and willing to remind you of the same. The red glow of the empty spaces is constant, potentially unnerving. ]

Remember that as there are two victims to consider, up to two votes may be counted at the end of proceedings. As always, I am but a direct address away, however rude you choose to make it.

Find the party or parties responsible for the deaths of your comrades. And to those parties: Good luck.


[ The screens rise!

Welcome to your fourth trial. ]
fivestagegod: (10. do you need love)

[personal profile] fivestagegod 2020-05-09 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Please keep going with the baseless conjecture. I am right here.
lovelikeyou: (🌸 departure)

[personal profile] lovelikeyou 2020-05-09 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's alright.

[It's not like there's any evidence pointing towards him, other than people not seeming to like him.]
reallyhatesharks: (i think it was a sharknado)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You literally said you have sharks in your lab. Why would you have lab sharks if not for science?
fivestagegod: (10. do you need love)

[personal profile] fivestagegod 2020-05-09 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I can play this game too - how many people here knew that the damn sharks wouldn't go after a corpse and would decide to throw in a bunch of bleeding fish? Most would assume Ema was bloody enough, throw her in and leave it at that.

Either come up with a really good reason for why I did this that isn't "my bosses were weird people" and "I'm kind of an asshole" or knock it off.
reallyhatesharks: (the water's getting dark)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you just threw the body in there they'd probably ignore it. At that point, the obvious answer is more blood, which is like the first thing you learn from Shark Week.
fivestagegod: (Default)

[personal profile] fivestagegod 2020-05-09 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So can you stop making references that half of us don't understand like it proves some kind of point?
reallyhatesharks: (run away from the sharknado)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't stop sounding smug when you're not proving a point.
fivestagegod: (10. do you need love)

[personal profile] fivestagegod 2020-05-09 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You're avoiding the point.

You can't say that this is something we all would know because we would have learned it from an obvious source, when most of us don't know what that source is.
reallyhatesharks: (there's no place you can hide)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine: any book you read about sharks will tell you they sense blood. Anyone who's ever interacted with an animal will tell you they don't generally attack without reason.

Which is my defense, actually. You've all seen my title: why the fuck would I go near a shark tank?
fivestagegod: (10. do you need love)

[personal profile] fivestagegod 2020-05-09 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If we're going to cite profiles: because of the things in your past that you can't change, maybe.
reallyhatesharks: (we're all gonna die in the sharknado)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be the sharks, actually, so it defeats the purpose to potentially die by sharks a fourth time to try and change the fact sharks exist.
bolderfell: Crushing me... the burden... of not giving a shit. <user name="hashagi" site="tumblr.com"> (FFFFF 🗡️ Can I go home now?)

[personal profile] bolderfell 2020-05-09 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Can someone please explain what the hell Shark Week is.
bolderfell: May the Sacred Flame guide your path... past me, with your wallet in a loose pocket. <user name="nappotuna" site="tumblr.com"> (AMEN 🗡️ Praise Aelfric.)

[personal profile] bolderfell 2020-05-09 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[THANK you.]
reallyhatesharks: (i can't run i can't hide)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That one is exactly what it sounds like: a week where everyone talks about sharks.
bogwife: 'til another year? (Won't you spare me over)

[personal profile] bogwife 2020-05-09 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[holy shit, sign her the fuck up]
archboxer: (4)

[personal profile] archboxer 2020-05-09 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[The biggest sigh.]

Let us be thorough, shall we? What of you? Are you good with your hands?
reallyhatesharks: (let's go swimming in the ocean)

[personal profile] reallyhatesharks 2020-05-09 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried to make a stool and it was terrible. Zerinda saw it.
bogwife: Placed a cold towel upon my head (My mother came to my bed)

[personal profile] bogwife 2020-05-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a good effort? [it was bad, fam]
archboxer: (4)

[personal profile] archboxer 2020-05-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[Alrihgt. That's out of the way.]
bogwife: Won't you spare me over 'til another year? (Whoa Death)

[personal profile] bogwife 2020-05-09 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a whole week dedicated just to sharks?
emberserker: Angry look. (you are not)

[personal profile] emberserker 2020-05-09 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What passes for education on American television.
bogwife: Won't you spare me over 'til another year? (Whoa Death)

[personal profile] bogwife 2020-05-09 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So they just...learn about nothing but sharks, for an entire week? [that sounds kind of great actually]