WEEK 1

[bathymetric]

Well, you've now met the brains of the operation, as well as the shockingly nice-looking young lady in charge of day-to-day business. Now all that's left is to get used to your accommodations - there's 24 other people in similar shoes to yours to meet in this building, you know! And who knows how much longer you might have them...

The daily routine in the facility quickly becomes obvious - the only way to tell time moment to moment is to check the strange device The Professor gave you, but at the same time every day the lights in and out of the facility go up, and at the same time every night they go down. Otherwise, it's almost maddening sometimes, how little happens in here. At least you have a few rooms with enough to hopefully keep you occupied. Who knows what secrets they might hold? And there's always that vending machine, if you can find something that fits in the coin slot...





MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to Peace Week! Enjoy it while it lasts. Remember, office hours for The Professor's Assistant are over here if you're interested, while regains can be deposited over here! ]

Comments

[thieviusraccoonus]

[Well what do you know, it's another hairless ape. Fortunate that there's so many of you around here, makes it easy to get used to the absurdity of it all.]

Getting the scope of things then. I understand. Hard to say how much of that is going to help us in this situation though.

[baitless]

[haha yeah ape. definitely an ape. Not... anything other than an ape.]

It may help us once we get out, at least. I know that’s making several assumptions, but I want to be prepare for both the best case scenario and the worst.

[thieviusraccoonus]

["Human" unfortunately isn't a word in anthropomorphic cartoon animal land. But it's probably safe to say that Saint DILF is a lot of things.]

I'm pretty sure I've already thought of the best and worst case scenarios... unless your worst case scenario isn't a water leak.