let's consider a change of scenery [group vandalism]

[dullshooter]

[On Wednesday morning, everyone will find a note outside their suite door. If you can get past Misfire’s dodgy handwriting, it reads:]


Hey LOSERS!!!

Get down to miracle mile 2DAY, 12PM, for some

VANDALISM

[Note: ‘vandalism’ is written with one of those ‘cool S’s.]

kit will be provided BUT if you have a water gun from the machine bring it!!!

P.S no snitches allowed
JK you can come n be target practice ;)


[At the appointed time, Misfire can be found standing triumphantly in the street. Beside him is a pile of spray cans, brushes, and buckets of paint; by the looks of it, he emptied the whole store. He’s wearing the dress Forrest made him too, and using the pocket space to carry even more stuff on him.

When enough people have gathered, he’ll address them:]

Alright, here’s the deal: it’s come to my attention that some of you have missed out some crucial formative experiences, or otherwise haven’t known the joys of anti-social behavior. And, since writing stuff on walls has been a historical expression of dissent, I think there’s no better time or place to fix that.

[Grinning, he picks up something out of his pile - a water gun filled with purple paint.]

Frankie didn’t outlaw vandalism, so let’s make him realize that egregious oversight. In technical terms - go nuts.

Comments

[dullshooter]

Whoo! Yeah! That’s the spirit!

[Absolute chaos. He loves it.]

[capreelcious]

[ Floyd pops up out of nowhere. ]

Draw that cool S!!!

[ Like in the funny vandalism note! ]

[pairtner]

Indeed -- it's for when I feel lazy and don't want to use the legs.

[Not really, it just is a function for easier movement, really. I found out she has this yesterday while playing the second AI: Somnium Files game, hah]

[giddyundertaker]

It doesn't matter! Paint whatever you want.

[ He's painting a couple of people who would not look out of place in Victorian London. Be rebellious! ]

[capreelcious]

Heh, nice bird, Hawkfish.

[ Floyd's just watching Zinda go to town on the wall a little as he picks out another spray can. ]

[vholran]

[ Vholran shows up in a leather black jacket, shirt, and pants. He had found something in the department store somewhat to his tastes and he does not want his usual outfit ruined.

While Floyd is running like so, he will watch the other to get an idea of how to spray paint. Then, he will put something up himself. ]

It will serve its purpose well enough.

[specialyellthing]

It was one of the best parts of bein’ a Blackhawk. We weren’t affiliated with any country in particular, which meant—- [She jumps back down to the ground, landing on both feet.]

—- we got away with doin’ a lot more stuff like this. Little things to cause chaos for the enemy. And not a single [man to tell her how to live her life——- wait no this isn’t anne of cleves.] person to tell us to stop, or fight properly.

[giddyundertaker]

My, my, isn't that a bit close to your face?

[ He can't tell which direction the can is facing, but that is still a bit close to the face buddy. ]

[specialyellthing]

You could be a Blackhawk, with that kinda aim!

[sastruga]

Hehe... I suppose archery club is paying off.

[pairtner]

A good idea!

[Give her a moment to leave the spray can with the others and return with a paintbrush dipped in purple paint. Having given the wall a gooooood look, she slowly drags the paintbrush into a vertical line]

Not that I know what to paint. It may be hard to believe given my skill at many other things, but me painting a large work might be impossible.

[Aiba may be really well made, but her size makes some things pretty difficult, yup. Painting large stuff is one of those things]

[sastruga]

Mm. I made sure to memorize the rules, so I know what's allowed.

I wonder if Fontaine-san was watching just now.

[inaclearing]

[Brett chuckles.]

Yeah! Yeah, it's nice to all get together and do...I don't know, whatever the hell we want. Thanks for actually throwing this!

[capreelcious]

[ Floyd takes a look at Vholran's message before nodding a little. ]

Not bad, not bad, but it needs a lil' somethin'.

[ The eel takes his red spray paint, and where there's a period at the end of the message, turns it into a comma and then writes

"N E R D" in big bold letters underneath. ]

Better!

[inaclearing]

...what're their names?

[It's a gentle tone: the interview voice.]

[capreelcious]

I am ungovernable!!!

[ He draws an eel on the wall. Yeah- Azul and Jade are definitely 90% of his impulse control. ]

[dullshooter]

[Okay, impressive. He gets why 70% of the populace here is in love with her.]

Now that’s a style I can get behind. Don’t underestimate the power of annoyance.

[That’s like, his sole value in a team.]

‘Course, it’s pretty fun too.

[inaclearing]

I think I'd be flying all the time, if I could.

[He looks up at her, then down at the gathered art supplies.]

Could you use one of the smaller paintbrushes?

[dullshooter]

[YEAAHH!!! A WIGGLY BOY!! Misfire’s gonna spray a plane somewhere next to it.]

Transform and rise up!

[dullshooter]

That’s…a choice, for graffiti.

[Like go off but painting his friends was like…at the bottom of his priority list. The top was taken up by various rude and threatening slogans.]

Any particular reason?

[giddyundertaker]

[ Shrug. ] Just feeling nostalgic is all.

[ So he ignored the objective outright and committed art instead. ]

[giddyundertaker]

Hm. Fair point... Aren't there some posters you could add moustaches to?

[ Much more feasible for the smol. ]

[fuckingguy]

I would never, I swear this, even if it is very tempting. Maybe you should go... to the bathroom, sometime.

[ jesus christ ]

[fuckingguy]

No?

[giddyundertaker]

[ . . . ]

This woman's Claudia. The husband and wife are Vincent and Rachel, respectively... I was rather fond of them, actually...