WEEK 1

[bathymetric]

Happy New Year! ... You're still here. Looks like The Captain wasn't lying when he said the murdering is now up to you. That, or you can all live here on your own. Regardless, it's time to settle in. The days start passing much less eventfully after that first one, and, well... on it goes, huh?

There might not be a whole cruise ship to explore just yet, but there are a variety of amenities available to all of you! Who ever heard of a boring cruise ship, anyway? As the week goes on, you might even start to see some of those strange coins appear for you!

Better buckle down and get to know your fellow passengers, though, if you want to stand a chance of weathering this storm.



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FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to peace week! Feel free to mingle (and investigate, if you like) to your hearts' content! Please ensure all investigation toplevels are marked accordingly, and otherwise enjoy! If you wish to talk to The Captain or Davy Jones, look here for the former and here for the latter! ]

Comments

[cethflayn]

But I am already-

[Pause as she looks up.

G A S P]

Goodness gracious! You are a duck!

[eeeey stating the obvious]

[magycks]

Obviously.

[ She's getting used to this reaction, but that doesn't mean she enjoys it in the slightest! ]

And you're oh, what was it he said an overgrown monkey reading bodice rippers at 6 o'clock. Gee whiz.

[cethflayn]

[Wow, rude

Obviously she is a runty lizard girl in human form reading bodice rippers at 6 o'clock]

...To be fair, once the bodices are being ripped, I usually skip ahead several pages.

[She wants to see the longing and the pining and the dating and the holding hands, not the fucking.]

[magycks]

[ Huh! ]

So, let me see if I have this right: you're not actually interested in the salacious parts, you're reading for the plot.

[cethflayn]

[She brightens.] Yes!

[And the kissing and hand holding and drama and tension and grand declarations of love.]

[magycks]

Mmhmm, that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?

[cethflayn]

...Is it worse because it is not very well written?

[I mean, she's self aware.]

[magycks]

Let's go with that.

[ love is GROSS flayn get with the cartoon bad guy WAVE ]

[cethflayn]

[No it's not! Love is so great and incredible!]

Then I will admit you have a fair point. However, I still see no issue with enjoying them regardless.