unknownseas | WEEK 1

Happy New Year! ... You're still here. Looks like The Captain wasn't lying when he said the murdering is now up to you. That, or you can all live here on your own. Regardless, it's time to settle in. The days start passing much less eventfully after that first one, and, well... on it goes, huh?

There might not be a whole cruise ship to explore just yet, but there are a variety of amenities available to all of you! Who ever heard of a boring cruise ship, anyway? As the week goes on, you might even start to see some of those strange coins appear for you!

Better buckle down and get to know your fellow passengers, though, if you want to stand a chance of weathering this storm.

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FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to peace week! Feel free to mingle (and investigate, if you like) to your hearts' content! Please ensure all investigation toplevels are marked accordingly, and otherwise enjoy! If you wish to talk to The Captain or Davy Jones, look here for the former and here for the latter! ]

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Oh no, that was long before my time!

[.......is that a joke or is he being serious....]

The worlds we come from seem to be very different places, ja?

This ship's full 'a jokesters...

[ ...At least they aren't all dour and boring, honestly. ]

Guess so. But at least despite all those differences, we can agree the rich can suck a fucking dick.

Oh ja, absolutely. Especially those who decide to flaunt it like this.

If it wasn't already obvious he's got a hella big ego... Probably compensating for something.

[ chloe please do not start saying the captain has a— ]

Like his dick size.

[ God damn it. ]

[Considering...]

Ja, absolutely - all of this setup seems to imply that, ja? Showing off how powerful and incompetent everyone else around him is while letting us know that he's the only one who holds power here... It certainly must be overcompensation!

[ She cracks a smirk. ]

See, there we are! Someone with his head on straight, putting the pieces together! Between these, and the flamethrowers? Totally a tiny limp dick.

Exactly, there was not reason to make such a grand show of it otherwise! Absolutely overcompensating.

Maybe that's what he was after all along. Make us think he's big and scary and sexy, so he fakes the flamethrowers. But actually, he's just a sniveling coward.

He was very quick to blame his minions... My, he really is checking all the boxes for this, isn't he?

Big scaaawy Captain, can't even get it up... [ Against all odds, Chloe laughs...and sets off another party popper. ] These things have more go than he does!

You certainly aren't wrong about that! [And here's another to join the fun, because today's just gonna be Like This, apparently.] I wonder if he's watching us right now?

Ohhh, yeah... [ She raises her voice. ] Hey, limp dick!! Capt'n Fuckface!!! Here's what we think 'a you, asswipe!!

[ Chloe proceeds to flip the double-bird, turning around so any angle the Captain could be watching from, he can see. ]

[Chloe is SO MUCH, he loves it. So naturally he's just going to applaud in response.]

Ja, you tell him!

[ Here she is, miss America..... ]

If you wanna clear anything up, go ahead! Otherwise, I’m gonna keep assuming you’re a small-dicked chicken with delusions of grandeur? No? No?? Going once, going twice... Gone, fucker!!

[ It accomplishes nothing......but it does help Chloe feel a bit better. ]

[And there we go, that's the point of it in the end!]

I'm sure he heard the majority of that, at least! It's a good way to vent some frustration, ja?

[ She heaves a breath and leans against the nearby wall. Coolly. (It is not cool, never think Chloe Price is cool.) ]

...Yeah. Yeah, sorta. Would feel a lot better if I could give him a hella ass-kicking, but this'll have to do.

Oh, certainly. I think we'd have to take turning having our shots at him! But for now, this is really our best option, it seems.

[ Oh, she's thinking something... ]

For now.

It sounds like you've got an idea.

I've got some experience in pissing off authority figures, that's all.

Oh my, now I'm very excited to see what else you have in store for our Captain!

Gonna have to stay tuned, my dude.

[He's not entirely sure about that phrasing, but he gets the context at least??]

I'll be sure to keep an eye out, then~!

WEEK 1

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cw: we're talking about the captain's dick now

cw: i guess this is still happening

cw: it will keep happening until yeager saves us

cw: we're gonna be here awhile then.

cw: f in the chat for both of us

cw: this is what we deserve

cw: "app chloe" i said "it'll be fun" i said

cw: chloe is living her best life here

cw: she's living at least which is an improvement

cw: good it definitely is!!!

cw: is this the end of it...

thank god we're free(?)

for now......

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