WEEK 1

[bathymetric]

Happy New Year! ... You're still here. Looks like The Captain wasn't lying when he said the murdering is now up to you. That, or you can all live here on your own. Regardless, it's time to settle in. The days start passing much less eventfully after that first one, and, well... on it goes, huh?

There might not be a whole cruise ship to explore just yet, but there are a variety of amenities available to all of you! Who ever heard of a boring cruise ship, anyway? As the week goes on, you might even start to see some of those strange coins appear for you!

Better buckle down and get to know your fellow passengers, though, if you want to stand a chance of weathering this storm.



MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to peace week! Feel free to mingle (and investigate, if you like) to your hearts' content! Please ensure all investigation toplevels are marked accordingly, and otherwise enjoy! If you wish to talk to The Captain or Davy Jones, look here for the former and here for the latter! ]

Comments

[thisaroma]

Oh, I wanted to find one for Alice! Something that fits her look and personality, but that she'd like drinking too.

The problem is nothing is going to come close to being even half as mesmerizingly beautiful and intoxicating as she is...

[ especially since it's not even fucking alcohol!! ]

The sweetness level here is pretty close, though!

[scouserer]

Alice?

[A beat. The realization hits him like a truck barreling down the freeway.]

Wait, you mean that cheeky, pink-haired brat? She's your beloved?

[thisaroma]

[ Aaand his mood seems to do an immediate u-turn ]

Hey, you better watch how you talk about her!

[ you wanna fuckin go old man ]

[scouserer]

So I was right, wasn't I?

[Do NOT test him he will fucking throw hands!!!!]

What exactly do you see in her?

[You know, what he can't see, apparently.]

[thisaroma]

[ SO WILL HE!!!!! HE'S GOT TWO SPEARS IN HIS ROOM, PAL!!!! ]

My Alice is a strong and capable person who's always known exactly what she wants and never lets anything stand in her way, no matter what the world throws at her!

[ nothing stands in her way because she forces it to kneel down so she can sit on its back. ]

I'll gladly follow her to the ends of the earth, and I won't forgive anyone who disrespects her!

[ i hope this ends up right next to a comment of her being a huge bitch in flatview ]

[scouserer]

[AND CONSTANTINE HAS TWO SHOVELS!!! WHICH ARE BASICALLY SPEARS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT!

Still, Constantine puts his hands up in a defensive gesture, clearly finding this more hilarious than he should.]

Uh-huh, she's never done anything wrong in her life, ever. Got it.

[He can't help but let out a short laugh.]

So you have dutifully corrected me. How could I ever make up for my error?

[thisaroma]

[ Wow, okay, he didn't say that! He just. Generally doesn't mind that she does lots of objectively bad things. ]

Look, just don't make more any rude comments about her.

[ even though she will almost undoubtedly make plenty about you ]

[scouserer]

Oh, now I can't really promise that.

[He's rude about everyone!! Except maybe Filbo. Nobody's mean to Filbo.]

[thisaroma]

Yeah, well, then I can't promise that I won't hurt you if you do!

[scouserer]

[Constantine can't help but let out a short laugh.]

With what, exactly?

[thisaroma]

With the weapons I got out of that machine the other day!

[ DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM!! ]

[scouserer]

Bring it on, you twat! Bring it on!

[HES GOING TO THROW HANDS!!!]