WEEK 1

[bathymetric]

Well, you've now met the brains of the operation, as well as the shockingly nice-looking young lady in charge of day-to-day business. Now all that's left is to get used to your accommodations - there's 24 other people in similar shoes to yours to meet in this building, you know! And who knows how much longer you might have them...

The daily routine in the facility quickly becomes obvious - the only way to tell time moment to moment is to check the strange device The Professor gave you, but at the same time every day the lights in and out of the facility go up, and at the same time every night they go down. Otherwise, it's almost maddening sometimes, how little happens in here. At least you have a few rooms with enough to hopefully keep you occupied. Who knows what secrets they might hold? And there's always that vending machine, if you can find something that fits in the coin slot...





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FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to Peace Week! Enjoy it while it lasts. Remember, office hours for The Professor's Assistant are over here if you're interested, while regains can be deposited over here! ]

Comments

vault door

[thieviusraccoonus]

Wait, your uncle owns a good underwater prison vault?

[Hey! Other animal person! Sly couldn't help noticing you notice the door that's been driving him crazy for the last day or so. Depending on how time was really moving around here.]

[nothingcanstop]

Oh, no no no no, not a prison vault.

A money vault, among many, many other vaults. Honestly I can't really keep track of everything Uncle Scrooge does.

[thieviusraccoonus]

A money vault, huh?

[Good thing being in the ocean muffles the cash register noises going off in Sly's head.]

Guy called "Scrooge" would have a vault for his money. Sounds like he's got a lot to protect.

[nothingcanstop]

More than just a lot. He's the richest duck in the world...for all that entails.

[ Della... Della, why are you-- ]

And he's got everything covered from thieves, so don't even think about it. [ Ahhh, there we go. ]

[thieviusraccoonus]

[DELLA....]

I'm sorry? What... are- are you accusing me of thinking about stealing from your uncle? The richest duck in the world?

[all in mock theatrics.]

Perish the thought.

[nothingcanstop]

I'm perishing nothing, pal.

[ Mock theatrics right back. ]

I wasn't born yesterday, I read about the whole...Master Thief thing.

[thieviusraccoonus]

Ahha... [ugh] Can't say I'm a fan of my profession just being out there for all to see. Where's the fun in revealing myself if everyone already knows?

[Just isn't fair.]

Would it help if I said I only steal from other thieves?

[nothingcanstop]

Sorry, if everyone's gonna read about me, I gotta get the scoop on them too. Them's the facts.

[ She clicks her tongue in thought, though. ]

So, a noble thief. I see. Relax, I've rubbed elbows with all sorts, so as long as you're not going after my family, or like, starving orphan puppies, we're good.

[thieviusraccoonus]

Can't argue with those facts, miss... Moon-Chaser.

[Yes he does have his device out, right now.]

I don't go after people, unless they deserve it of course, which I'm guessing your family does not. [He huffs a little at the idea of it.] And I'd be a pretty bad orphan if I went after other ones.

[nothingcanstop]

[ Della's playful attitude dries up immediately, and she gets this look on her face like she's smelled something bad...or something scary. ]

Hey, don't call me that, alright? Just Della. Della's fine.

[thieviusraccoonus]

[Ah... struck a nerve?]

Della's fine... Sorry? Guessing that's a touchy subject.

[nothingcanstop]

...Yeah, something like that. I'd personally call it a low-blow.