WEEK 1

[bathymetric]

Happy New Year! ... You're still here. Looks like The Captain wasn't lying when he said the murdering is now up to you. That, or you can all live here on your own. Regardless, it's time to settle in. The days start passing much less eventfully after that first one, and, well... on it goes, huh?

There might not be a whole cruise ship to explore just yet, but there are a variety of amenities available to all of you! Who ever heard of a boring cruise ship, anyway? As the week goes on, you might even start to see some of those strange coins appear for you!

Better buckle down and get to know your fellow passengers, though, if you want to stand a chance of weathering this storm.



MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
FRIDAY | SATURDAY

[ ooc: Welcome to peace week! Feel free to mingle (and investigate, if you like) to your hearts' content! Please ensure all investigation toplevels are marked accordingly, and otherwise enjoy! If you wish to talk to The Captain or Davy Jones, look here for the former and here for the latter! ]

Comments

[conceivesfrenzy]

So why go through that whole routine, then? Wouldn't it be easier just to start with the "kill each other" thing from the get go?

[scouserer]

That's the question, isn't it?

But I have the brilliant solution to our little conundrum--just don't go on a murder spree, and everything will be fine.

[A pause.]

As fine as being stuck on a ship in the Bermuda Triangle, I mean.

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ Okay, that makes her break out into some giggles. ]

It's cute that you think just saying that is actually going to work.

[scouserer]

[Constantine gives Alice a dry grin.]

Oh, I know it's not gonna work. The man's gonna get desperate and start threatening us if we don't do anything, I guarantee it.

[magycks]

Or he offs us all once this scheme fails him too. Just saying.

[conceivesfrenzy]

My money is on someone snapping before the end of the week, personally.

[magycks]

Hmm. If only we had something to wager besides popcorn shrimp.

[hypnowhip]

[Time for a goody two-shoes to butt in--]

Darlings, can we not? I think we should be working toward finding a way out of this that doesn't involve losing anyone to that awful man's demands.

[magycks]

[ to Alice: ]

Okay, so my next bet is on this guy going first.

[conceivesfrenzy]

Unless he's the one that actually does someone else in, first.~

[ At least her and Magica are having fun with this! :D ]

[hypnowhip]

[Wow?]

Well aren't you two absolute peaches?

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ After she makes her bets with Magica, she lets out a giggle as she looks back at Sylvando. ]

Sure, but what happens when someone inevitably takes them up on their offer? You can't actually trust anyone here enough to say for sure that they won't, right?

[hypnowhip]

That's why I'm asking that we steel ourselves now before it's too late! If even one person gives in, it's just going to go downhill from there.

There has to be a way for us to work together and foil their plans. And we've already found a few clues! That's progress!

[sharddrive]

No one's murdering anyone on my watch.

[dot dot dot]

Except maybe if we actually get a shot at the captain, I might be willing to make an exception for him.

[ignobel]

Just make sure it's the captain first! You never know. And I mean, you probably shouldn't kill him right off...

[She seems conflicted about this!! But also she's talking about murder & crime & punishment with a robot hedgehog, this seems to take precedence over any feelings of maybe less stabbity.]

[ahelpingpaw]

Maybe it's to try to divide us while he works on something else. If we're too busy killing each other, we can't fight the Captain.

[The part about staying here forever just doesn't fit because, well, nobody has enough free time or patience to see a bunch of random people putz around in a cruise ship for years. There's got to be a time limit of some sort, so keeping everyone busy with a murdergame while he works on something else isn't too much of a stretch.

Right?]

[magycks]

Well, then we're facing off against a sadistic mastermind instead of some moron with a defective ship. Plans might be retailored in a way he doesn't want.

[queceracera]

I thought it was obvious he isn't the final boss.

[magycks]

The what.

[queceracera]

The actual person behind this. The Captain's just a miniboss.

[magycks]

Oh. Well, until we meet the... Admiral, or whoever, who cares?

[queceracera]

We might be able to get the Captain on our side if we can turn him against whoever's really behind this.

[Seduce! The! Captain!]

[magycks]

... or we could do that with Jones, who we can actually see.

[queceracera]

But he's got like [Scott wiggles his fingers under his chin in a motion that vaguely resembles Davy Jones' face tentacles.] and they're probably slimy. I don't want to kiss that.

[Nobody mention the implication that Scott was TOTALLY OK with potentially kissing the Captain, who is male. You live with Wallace Wells for long enough, it turns you gay.]

[guffawsungraciously]

I feel like Jones may be easier to work with, all things considered. I have not spoken to him privately, but I got the impression he was not particularly happy with the arrangement when I asked him why he was not in charge.

Perhaps it is best to find out what the Captain has on him and see if we can use that to out advantage.